Mr T. Experience - Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend

these lyrics just crack me up, kinda true as well...


I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot
so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought.
The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.

You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks
what could they be thinking tell me how it works.
If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first
but the ones I have in mind are even worse.

and even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call
who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults.
He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised
even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I?

life is full of contradictions hard to understand
and for every happy woman there's a lonely man.
Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan
but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.

Even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own
to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone.
I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing
since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me

I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.